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Brad Pitt does Wired Magazine and gives advice – in his Inglourious character – on a variety of subjects, cell phone and online etiquette, Twitter, Internet dating, text messaging  including conduct at work and those sometimes awkward cyber dilemmas. The August issue of Wired Magazine arrives on newsstands July 21.

Brad On Ashton Kutcher Tweeting A Picture Of Wife Demi Moore’s Butt: “Don’t take a picture of your wife’s butt. That’s silly. Take pictures of other people’s wives’ butts.”

Brad Encourages Lying About How Much Money You Make When Trying To Find A Date Online: “Everyone lies online. In fact, readers expect you to lie. If you don’t, they’ll think you make less than you actually do. So the only way to tell the truth is to lie.”

Wired Asks, Can I Talk On The Phone While Taking A Whiz? “No, you can’t talk on the phone! Do you want the guy next to you to hear your entire conversation? That’s why you should only text in the bathroom. Just be sure you don’t hit the wrong button and end up putting a photo of your junk on Twitter. Trust me, you don’t want those followers.”