Celebrilarity

Paris Hilton and boyfriend Doug Reinhardt were at the center of brawl early Tuesday morning in the club h.wood in Los Angeles. According to RadarOnline, Paris and her boyfriend Doug were dancing when a man came up to Hilton and grabbed her boobies. The funny thing here is while her boyfriend was out there trying to kick butt and protect her boobies, Paris got up on a table and started dancing!

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Paris and Doug were dancing a man came up to Paris and grabbed her chest. Doug immediately pushed the guy away, but the groper’s pal then threw a beer bottle at Doug’s head. (He missed.)

The club’s promoter grabbed the bottle thrower and put him in a headlock. At the same time, in all the chaos, someone pushed Paris, who fell into a group of people. Those people converged around Paris to keep her safe from the fighting.

Meanwhile, Doug was punching the bottle thrower, who was still in a headlock and they ended up on the floor together. The guy who started it all by grabbing Paris’ chest joined in and was punching Doug.

Club security rushed over but the fight continued even as they tried to break it up. Lotsa fighters got tossed from the club when it was all sorted out.

And in typical bizarre Hollywood fashion, as the fight was going on, the DJ put on “Stars Are Blind.” Yup, that’s the song by Paris. And while her boyfriend was out there trying to kick butt and protect her honor, she got up on a table and started dancing to her own song!

But the Paris Hilton’s stupidity never ends… When asked by a TMZ photographer about the swine flu… Paris said she doesn’t eat that! WTF??

Photog: You worried about the swine flu, Paris? It’s killing a lot of people in Mexico.
Paris Hilton: I don’t eat that.