Sarah Jessica Parker was really sad and offended when she found out that Maxim magazine named her the Unsexiest Woman Alive once upon a time. Now, Maxim is trying to fix the error, because in their August issue Maxim have declared Sarah Jessica Parker is their “Unexpected Crush”. Huh?
The truth is, we have a massive, heart-pounding crush on Sarah Jessica Parker. You heard us right. We are totally sweet on Carrie Bradshaw! We want to sip cosmos with her. We want to take her out for sushi at trendy New York restaurants. We would probably even build her a tiny house for her beloved shoes to live in. Yes, we are straight-up SJP superfans!
We realize the Manolo-obsessed Sex and the City heroine might seem an unlikely Maxim lust object. Presumably one of the many reasons why you read the world’s greatest men’s magazine is because you count on us not to mention the one movie that you always feared your girlfriend would ask you to watch with her. We understand this. But that doesn’t change the fact that SJP is, like, undeniably hot. Don’t pretend you haven’t noticed!
So there it is. SJP, we’re truly sorry that we’ve been ignoring you all these years. Consider this a true confession of our undying affection. Now back to our regularly scheduled Maxim.
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